those who were once barbers. This is a satirical reference to the fact that modern physicians, and therefore the American Medical Association, are descended from barbers. The barber was the original surgeon, performing mainly the pulling of teeth and bloodletting (in addition to the usual cutting of beards and hair). The surgeon separated out as a profession directly from the barber's craft, and then the surgeon became a physician.—Child Dianetics Glossary (app 12.7.90)