ethics actions are now chiefly directed towards
cross orders or failures to wear one's
hat. The
crimes are now:
(1) preventing people from wearing their
hats,
(2) preventing people from wearing their
hats better,
(3) taking people's
hats away from them when they are doing them,
(4) making people do things not their
hats,
(5) not wearing one's
hat,
(6) wearing no
hat at all,
(7) pretending to wear a
hat while preventing its
action from occurring,
(8) using FOs to
stop people wearing their
hats,
(9) wearing a
hat but not getting done what one with that
hat is supposed to do,
(10) being stupid about one's
hat,
(11)
having to be ordered to wear one's
hat,
(12) requiring unnecessary orders to accomplish the
purpose of one's
hat,
(13) arguing with a
Master at Arms,
(14) seniors not making people wear their
hats,
(15) not knowing your
hat,
(16) writing up
hats for your
post you
don't really do.
(OODs 19 Jun 68, and 20 Jun 68)